Is every muscle in my body supposed to hurt today or is that the trade off I've got to accept for having fun kitesurfing?
Theres a few questions I'd like answering if anyone can help?
Why is it when I take my 12m kite out I should have took my 9m out? and vise versa
Why could I do nice little backloops a month ago and now I'm incapable of even a nice little jump?
and Why oh why does everything hurt soooo much today....Am I getting too old for this?
Anyway it was back to work today, let me see now....for only 3 MORE WEEKS!!! sorry for shouting there, I'm just so excited, I've just got the sale at the shop to get through though. I nearly gave myself migraine from writing on all that fluorescent paper today, and the customers! Gee I know that technically the customer is God but good grief they can irritating, if I have to hear "Ooooo it's such a shame it was such a nice little shop, what are we going to do without it" once more I think I'll scream, what will we do, what will I do? its not them that's loosing their lively hood is it! their just loosing the convenience of popping down the road when it suits them. After all I haven't seen half of them in months, I like how they've crawled out of the woodwork now they think their going to get something for nothing.
I think I may just have to have some fun and games with them before I close. I've got this urge to start some rumours up, just to plant a little seed in someones head and see how long it is before another person asks me about it.
So, I'm closing because....
1. I've won the lottery.
2. I'm emigrating to New Zealand ( that may be too truthful though)
3. I met a rich Sheik in Dubai and I'm going to join his harem.
4. I think I can earn more money in the sex industry.
5. I'm joining a commune in wales where they don't believe in material wealth.
If I start this project tomorrow, how long do you think it will take before the rumours come back round to me? I'll let you know.
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