Well as the weather has been that bad and BT have finally sorted my phone line out, but as yet Tiscalli haven't sorted the broadband out, I've had to revert back to text communication to occupy myself, my inbox is now full of the weired and wonderful.
So if your at all squeamish don't read this joke....and it must be read with the Marks and Spencer's "this is not just food" advert in mind, you know all sultry and breathy with long poignant pauses.
Fresh 9 inch cock covered in hot mustard sauce....
Pierced young nipples dipped in boiling hot toffee....
Soft virgin clits grilled on maple soaked skewers....
Freshly shaved bollocks marinated in garlic and ginger, battered, lightly fried and then served on a bed of crisp rocket....
This isn't just food....This is S & M food.
And low and behold the sun has come out and wind guru is forecasting 15knts. I'm saved.
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